guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via liamdryden)

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

(via shawnaleigh)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via tsarcasm)

ausonia:

Ladybug in the morning dew

ausonia:

Ladybug in the morning dew

(via hidingfromtherain)

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via bryarly)

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

(via wolframhart)

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

image

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

(Source: lavagoth, via ihavefatparents)

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

(via breakingdads)

showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

(Source: khaleesjorah, via overcome-your-dem0ns)

crydaisy:

awwww-cute:

buddies

AWH

crydaisy:

awwww-cute:

buddies

AWH

(via ajulyruby)

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

image

(Source: scarylittledamsel, via tsarcasm)