if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
oh my god
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
(via slothsandsequins)
The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.
(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via allonsyashleigh)
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
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My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
(via slothsandsequins)
current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time
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“What are your hobbies??? What do you do for fun? Do you play any sports??!?”
(via posinginthedistance)
wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
