i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.
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most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
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list of things i need to do
things im not doing
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when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously
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IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHAT SLEEPING GIRAFFES LOOK LIKE
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no matter what you look like someone out there thinks you’re beautiful and i know this to be 100% true bc there are people out there sexually attracted to the berlin wall
That…..is not where I thought this sentence was going.