• *after editing a friends paper*
  • Me: I destroyed the thing you did because I love you
tastefullyoffensive:

[stjredstorm]
honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

(via vondell-txt)

"For you, I’d steal the stars."

— A Six Word Poem ( on how you deserve galaxies)

(Source: radiating-hate, via heyashtay)

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via wasarahbi)

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

(via heyashtay)

chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say
  • Me: I met a boy.
  • Me (two days later): nevermind
theonion:

Man Wishes There Wasn’t So Much Blank Room On Anniversary Card

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

image

(via indecisivelife)

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

(via indecisivelife)

macklemorebrony:

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

(via sourpatchadults)