frattyhealy:

me: “so me and my friend-“
some bitch ass: “my friend and i”
me:

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communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

(Source: communistbakery, via hidingfromtherain)

brilliances:

when will they make water proof books so I can read in the shower or bath

(Source: cartel, via grrrlluminati)

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

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(Source: izismile.com, via encourage)

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via sarahindipity)

hungriestblogger:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

(Source: antifrick, via wolframhart)

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

preppyasalways:

that is pure happiness right there

preppyasalways:

that is pure happiness right there

(Source: awwww-cute, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via kanyewesticle)

(Source: seinfeldia, via kanyewesticle)

lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via wolframhart)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via kanyewesticle)